December 2009
1 post
Cheetas like Tiger
Marriages are all different, true. Maybe Tiger and his wife had an poly amorous arrangement or open marriage, whatever. But, looking from the outside, it seems like the wife was REALLY mad about something. It is something that would be a family matter for any other couple, but it is public because it involves a public figure.
Lucy and Desi slept in twin beds. There is no guarantee that straight...
July 2009
1 post
really
My tumblarity (am I even spelling that right?) is zero. I am proud of that because it could indicate that I’ve been busy living life and enjoying reality. Mostly, I don’t know how to work Tumblr, but it could be that life thing.
June 2009
1 post
I can’t think of anything better to eat than this leftover Taco Bell bean burrito straight from the fridge, mostly because my brain shuts off when I’m hungry.
May 2009
9 posts
Pandora has this ‘Teen Pop’ station that I really like! I’m sorry. We shall never speak of this again.
I am sure I have OCD and ADD because as soon as I start obsessing, I forget what about, then I tweet compulsively.
Watching Saved by the Bell to get fashion and hair ideas from Kelly Kapowski.
Diaper bag inventory: 1 long sleeve shirt, 1 jacket, 1 pair shorts, 1 pair shoes, no socks, 5 sets pajamas, 3 diapers.
A few lovely gentlemen on Twitter send me sweet DMs. I’ll bet if I had married one of them, they’d say, ‘Did you iron my shirt?’ too.
Starting a Tumblr page isn’t fun for someone that doesn’t know what an RSS is. Do I look it up in the Urban Dictionary or the Google?
I haven’t been at this weight since the morning after puking up tequila all night! And I did it all without sleeping with the toilet.
Oldest daughter, Bitch on Wheels, is going on day 3 without a shower. She says, ‘See you later.’ I say, ‘I’ll smell you first.’