Cheetas like Tiger
Marriages are all different, true. Maybe Tiger and his wife had an poly amorous arrangement or open marriage, whatever. But, looking from the outside, it seems like the wife was REALLY mad about something. It is something that would be a family matter for any other couple, but it is public because it involves a public figure.
Lucy and Desi slept in twin beds. There is no guarantee that straight or gay marriage involves sex. But it always involves at least two people. Those people have to agree on what their marriage means and does and looks like. Tiger and his wife have some discussion ahead of them.
really
My tumblarity (am I even spelling that right?) is zero. I am proud of that because it could indicate that I’ve been busy living life and enjoying reality. Mostly, I don’t know how to work Tumblr, but it could be that life thing.
I can’t think of anything better to eat than this leftover Taco Bell bean burrito straight from the fridge, mostly because my brain shuts off when I’m hungry.
GPOYW
I noticed some of the cool kids had the phone in the pic, so I did it, too.
Pandora has this ‘Teen Pop’ station that I really like! I’m sorry. We shall never speak of this again.
Watching Saved by the Bell to get fashion and hair ideas from Kelly Kapowski.
I am sure I have OCD and ADD because as soon as I start obsessing, I forget what about, then I tweet compulsively.
Diaper bag inventory: 1 long sleeve shirt, 1 jacket, 1 pair shorts, 1 pair shoes, no socks, 5 sets pajamas, 3 diapers.
A few lovely gentlemen on Twitter send me sweet DMs. I’ll bet if I had married one of them, they’d say, ‘Did you iron my shirt?’ too.
I haven’t been at this weight since the morning after puking up tequila all night! And I did it all without sleeping with the toilet.
